Make your own movie

I stole this from another site (thank you Tommy Jarvis!) as I thought it was a good idea:

Scenario: Some insane movie mogul has given you $150m and carte blanche to make any movie you want to with it.

Rules:
1) You must direct it yourself, although you may get someone else to write it if you want

2) You must use the money for the movie - you can't keep it for yourself, and that goes for any of the budget you don't spend on the movie.

3) You can only make one movie, not two or three smaller ones

4) Assume any actors/writers you desire are willing to participate in the film.

5) No copyright restrictions - you have free reign to adapt, remake or make a sequel to anything.

6) No porn movies - it'd be too easy just to hire Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson for a two-hour shagfest.

What do you make? A proper Star Wars prequel? A remake of Cuthroat Island? Or that long-gestating project you've had in mind in which zombies battle aliens?

Over to you...

and who are you going to vote for ...none of the above!!

Direct a Meg Ryan movie called..... Confesssions of a mud wrestling champion....

She'd be a lesbian in a male orientated business...At least two steamy sex scenes....Like a rag to riches story..tearjerker... with real mud and no CGI....

We'd have to promote it together all round Europe and America.....

A real box office smash for sure..

Sounds like a film where I'd need to keep a box of hankies nearby, Truss.

Heres my movie 1

Adaptation of Roald Dahl's fantastic adult short story books either tales of the unexpected or someone like you.

I know that tales of the unexpected was made into a television series back in the 80's but as I have artistic licence this will be on a bigger budget with grade a actors.

These stories I read years ago but still remain my fav. Too many movies today are just plain rubbish or packed full of CGI madness.